(By our special correspondent)
I think I might like this ‘walking’. If I do it lots everyone smiles and claps at me so I’m doing it lots right now. Except sometimes I sit down with a bump. That’s not so much fun but I get lots of cuddles anyway. I can still get to the shoes faster if I crawl and if I sit and look sad my Kitty brings me things. Sometimes she gets the wrong thing, but she tries hard so I smile at her anyway – and then frown at Mama until she brings the right thing.
But did you know that the walking thing makes these ‘watery trousers’ appear? And if you have watery trousers you get to get out of the pushchair at the play park? And, and, not just to be carried to the swing and the slide.
I do like the swing – a lot.
And the slide! Now I get to climb up it. Well I try but watery trousers make me all sliddy so it’s a bit hard. I like the crawling around though, it means I can chase after Kitty.
I think she must know I can crawl really fast; look where she went to hide so I couldn’t get to her. I tried to tell Mama that we needed to chase her but she just said “would you like to go on the slide sweetie?” and well, I heard “slide’ and I forgot I was supposed to be playing chase. I’ll catch her next time I’m sure, especially because she does this funny hopping up and down game that she calls “numbers”
I think I could do that, after all I can climb up the slide and onto the roundabout and I can do lots of steps in a row. I’ll have caught her up in no time.
So Mama, how exactly do we get to this “death slide” then? I think it sounds fun!