One day in the hundred millimetre wood there was a box on Kitty’s chair. Kitty, being a girl of very great brain decided to open the box, and let the new toys in.
“Hello, I’m Tigger! T-I-double G-R! Did I say I was hungry?”
“Well then I’ll say it. I’m hungry!”
“I was afraid of that. What do Tiggers eat? Do they eat pasta shapes and cheese?”
“Pasta shapes and cheese! Oh boy oh boy! That’s what Tiggers like best!”
“Ooooo, I say, mmm, mmm, shlurp…..
….yeulck! Tiggers don’t like pasta shapes and cheese!”
“But you said that …”
“Yeulck! Oozy woozy cheesy stuff. Only fit for little girls and Mamas”
“Well in that case I’d better eat it myself!”