Birthday Daze


June 153
It’s official, as of Sunday afternoon and Sunday morning respectively, H and I are another year older. 29 is a curious age; I am more consciously aware now that I’m in the last year of my 20s, that this will not come again, that I’m not in the youngest group of colleagues at work anymore, and that they are not just a couple of years below me – these are the peeps who were in junior school when I left school.

All this is not to say that I’m old, or even feeling old, far from it – perhaps just a little more consciously aware of the passing of time on one brief, occasionally sunny, solitary Sunday in June.

Saturday however, went past in a blur of baking and icing – we had a couple of friends over on Sunday and I was determined that I was not going to spend my birthday running round like a mad thing so it was all done in advance and H cleared it all up on Monday. The piece de resistance was our birthday cake (and I defy anyone to call me grown up having seen it!).
June 156
There’s a story behind this though – H hurt his finger in a hockey match a little while ago and after he got fed up with explaining the true reason why he was all bandaged up, he told anyone who asked that he had been bitten by a very tiny shark.

A few weeks later, while browsing the cook shop (what? don’t you all do that in your lunchtimes) I found a little shark shaped biscuit cutter of about the right size to have inflicted a finger bite – and gave it to H for giggles.

A colleague suggested that if we had a shark then really we needed a pirate ship for it to swim around, and then we discovered a pirate ship cake tin for half price in Lakeland and …..

well the rest, as they say, is cake:

June 157
Let me take you on a tour around the good ship Cariemay and the Isle de H.

From the bow we see that the ship has unfortunately become distracted by the natural beauty of the Isle de H and has beached itself upon the shore. The Bonny figurehead will no more cleave the wide wide ocean.
June 165
The anchor is still stowed safely aboard as the pirates disregard all useful maritime practices in favour of counting the treasure piled high on the foredeck.
June 166
Amidships, the hold overflows with precious jewels, glinting in the tropical sunlight.
June 167
On the quarterdeck, a parasol keeps away the heat of the solstice sun, to allow the steersman to protect the wheel. Woe betide anyone who attacks the Cariemay, she is armed to the gunwales with cannon and shot!
June 168

Here we have Bigheart Jelly Baby being made to walk the plank (a pink wafer biscuit secured with a cocktail stick), and the treacherous seas and sharks below
June 160
And in the water, Jelly Baby Boofuls has already become the sharks’ first victim (and impressively is still managing to cry despite having lost his legs to the shark – it is for this that my father says my imagination is gruesome)
June 162
Jaws makes off with the Jelly feet mid munch.
June 164

At the ships’s stern, prawns frolic in the breakers.

June 169

While on the island itself, a gentle breeze ruffles the fronds of the palm trees.

June 175

There are treasure chests, brimming with silver doubloons, precious pearls and flowers of the orient. And in the sand, a hazy shimmer shows that X marks this spot.
June 172
The pirates have clearly been enjoying a brief sojourn as landlubbers, but brought their essentially with them; barrels of grog and rum and bananas!
June 173

And here she is in all her glory – fully rigged and with a swinging main boom.

June 174

We did however dispose of the rigging to add 29 candles!

June 181

The only question I have is this – what on earth am I going to make next year!

  • Caroline M 24/06/2009 at 4:37 pm

    Do you know, I’m certain that you’ll think of something for next year.

  • Sharon 24/06/2009 at 6:26 pm

    What a fabulous cake! Did you all sing a sea shanty rather than happy birthday?!

  • erasmus (aka jiva) 24/06/2009 at 8:56 pm

    oh my. That is THE BEST cake creation I think I have ever seen. So many sweet things making a smorgasboard of goodness.

  • mandycharlie 25/06/2009 at 12:00 am

    That looks wonderful, I am so glad you shared that with us.

  • Stasher 27/06/2009 at 9:31 pm

    Happy birthday to both you pirates!

    Will I ever see a more fabulous cake?

  • Pat 29/06/2009 at 2:32 am

    OMG – THAT is the coolest cake in the world! You are a cake baking/decorating genius!!!
    Happy belated birthday 🙂

  • Rachel 30/06/2009 at 8:51 pm

    I have no words for that cake. Genius is all I can say!